Showing posts with label Lifestyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lifestyle. Show all posts

04 December, 2014

A Wealthy Nigerian Buried in his H2 Hummer





Africa News -- How I wish to believe these pictures were shot during a Nollywood act. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. Whoever posted them said this is real material. Apparently, a Nigerian billionaire had included in his will that upon his death he should be buried with his expensive Hummer – as ludicrous as it sounds.

I am not sure about the kind of thinking that informed such a decision. Perhaps when you couple idiocy with the pain of knowing that you’ll leave everything you have worked hard for when you die. I guess, after serious soul searching, the man decided that he be buried in his H2 and, as you can see from the pictures, the wish was granted.

By the way it’s very unAfrican and out rightly abominated to disobey the wishes of the dead, unless you want some serious late-night hounding. But should this dare happen in Nairobi I know someone who will attend the funeral just to assess the amount of work required to dig up the Hummer in the dead hours of the night.


 I will probably share this with #KOT so that they can see what to do with it next time they engage Nigeria in a fully-fledged Twitter war. #SomeTellNigeria

18 November, 2014

Affluent Parts of Nairobi breed Criminals and Drug Addicts Too


Wasted Youth

Those lucky enough to live in affluent parts of Nairobi must be aware of the rising number of criminals born and raised in those areas. In fact, a good percentage of the Gun-wielding criminals who subject hard working Kenyans to mindless carjacking are youths from wealthy backgrounds.  The most notorious criminal-breeding affluent estates are to be found bordering slums.

A case in point – Kijiji, Langata

There is this notorious “Kijiji”, a slum or informal settlement located right in the heart of Langata, and sandwiched between Southlands, Akiba, Onyonka, Park, among other estates. The Kijiji’s economy is sustained by these estates – Workshops, Car repairs, Bars, Cafes, Groceries, Jaba points, Busaa and Miti dens, cheap casual labor, touts, peddlers, pickpockets, etc. There are so many bars on Kitengela road (doesn’t lead to Kitengela), which separates most of these estates and the Kijiji. The area along the road stretching from Park Estate to Southlands has the highest concentration of Bars and drunkards in Langata, if not Nairobi.

 These bars are the meeting points for all youth (males and females), both from the affluent estates and the poor Kijiji. They both abuse alcohol and cigarettes like no one’s business – rarely drinking beer and always preferring to buy one bottle of spirit such as Jebel, Meakins, or Konyagi and sharing it among many friends who can number up to 10. They both smoke weed like nobody’s business, occasionally leaving the bars in groups to go a take a puff in the meandering paths of the Kijiji, away from any patrolling police. They all drink illicit brews in the morning when they are broke and hangovered or during Mututho hours when some of the cheap-liquor bars are closed. A good number of those from affluent estates abuse prescription drugs, and many other illegal substances commonly referred to as “Matembe” and “Maunga”. Many have made endless trips to Mathare and other rehabilitation centers in the city.  It’s always sad to see one relapsing after months of rehabilitation and some period of normal life.

The addicted ones have visible mental problems (very unkempt, red-eyed, many scars, sometimes talking to themselves). Some of the substance-addicted are from affluent families and are very well educated by the way. Yes, some have practiced for one or two years as lawyers, even medics. Others have even studied abroad. The most you see loitering here every now and then had become real problems to their parents, inevitably severing relations and being forced to relocate to the Kijiji.
Some are involved in petty criminal activities to keep alcohol and drugs flowing. For example, if you get too drunk here, you will be lucky to leave with your phone and wallet. All other crimes that are typical to this kind of settlement are present – occasional rapes, muggings, gang-fights.
 Some in their 30 or even 40s have been left to themselves after their parents sold or rented houses and relocated to their rural areas.  

Surprisingly, many of the drug and alcohol addicted fellows here are very kind to one another, always helping a friend (whether from slum or estate) – the reason why a glass passes from one mouth to another until its empty. Some are cry-babies and will shed tears at the slightest provocation.
When you go to these bars you will be shocked by the high number of visibly useless, drug-addicted non-job fit youth. The kind of people who just drop down like a sack and sleep where they are. You will think that most of these people have been born and raised in the Kijiji, until someone whispers to you “this guy was born and raised in Southlands, has studied abroad and is a qualified lawyer, the problem is he just can’t stay away from drugs and alcohol, and is now frustrated and hopeless.”
Sadly, some have got to the point of being killed in shootouts with the police, in most cases while trying to carjack motorists in Downtown Nairobi.

What has changed?

For a very longtime the society, both here and elsewhere, has almost always associated poverty with crime. The perception has been that you are many times likely to be robbed if you walked through a slum compared to affluent parts of the city – this is still true though.  While studies have repeatedly shown that children raised in poverty are generally at risk of developing social, emotional, stress, and behavioral problems, newer findings show that those from wealthy backgrounds are exposed to certain risks as well. Youth at the other end of the socioeconomic spectrum are being faced with a number of challenges that are driving them to crime and other social problems.
A study conducted in the UK revealed that children growing in wealthy backgrounds are twice likely to develop mental issues compared to less affluent ones. Scientists have found that major levels of neuroses that lead to criminal behavior, drug abuse, and eating disorders are common in children from well-off families.  This is apparently due to pushy parents who put so much pressure on their kids in a bid to ensure they succeed in life.  Children who find this to be unbearable are likely to experience mental problems and turn to drugs and violence. There are many other contributing factors.

Harsh reality

This is the harsh reality that Nairobi parents who have worked hard to give their children the best are waking up to. Most people will agree that there is so much alcohol, drugs, skimpy-dressing, and sex in popular events which are commonly attended by youth from wealthy backgrounds. Remember Masaku Sevens? Some of these kids end up being addicts, their parents give up on them, forcing them to turn to crime. It’s also very hard for a person who has lived a wealthy lifestyle as a child to later lead a humble kijiji life.  Most will tend to use any means possible to keep in touch with their childhood lifestyles.

Eradication of poverty will reduce crime and drug abuse?

Policy makers have concentrated on identifying means of eradicating poverty in order to improve living standards and, by extension, reduce crime rates and substance abuse. If the findings above are anything to go by, then more measures will be required to stop youths from frustrations, drug abuse, and even crime.


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